How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins