How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein