How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein