How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.