How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.