How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro