How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)