How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats