What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.