What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.