What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.