What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!