What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field