How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.