How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.