How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.