How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!