What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.