What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.