What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !