What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!