What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!