What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Why are pills white?

Because they work.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese