What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*