What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !