What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !