What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.