Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.