Caterpillar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

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