What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple