What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D