How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!