How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again