Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.