Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins