Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.