Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up