Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....