What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.