Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.