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Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
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He needed somebody to cosine.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Somebody shot her.
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Somebody shot his dog
Well, its complicated.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Down's in the dumps
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
When somebody asks for a raise
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Slot shaming.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Full course dinner
Nitrogen Monoxide
You can't. They'll always tell you first.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
A Pho queue
Ugh.... Pho queue...
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Zero, its already lit
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
