A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Because they can't evennn...
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because I always get weird stairs
PETA
Because they can't see if they close both.
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
A: His heart stops bleeding.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Because they can't even.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.