Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!