Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.