Because attachments are forbidden.
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They remove all attachments.
Because he had no attachments
Because they don't have attachments!
Because they have no attachments.
An old man yelling at the cloud
He had no attachments.
They can't deal with attachments.
When there are no attachments
With no attachments.
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An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Because he didn't want toupee.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
They got together and talked over old times.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
None of your abyss-ness
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
With a pitchfork!
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
