Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!