Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.