Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!