Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.