Because he had no attachments
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because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing !
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because they have no attachments.
An old man yelling at the cloud
One with everything.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
They were fried in ancient grease!
in grease
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
Algorithm.
A: Mike Tyson's dog.
Li Ning
Because they've herd it all before
A feminist
TWEET!!!