Because he had no attachments
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because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing !
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
To stop getting confused as feminists
Because they have two shifts!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
A bullfighter!
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
He had no attachments.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
The punch line Found in BL magazine
in grease
Because it was a(salt)ted.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
Doesn't matter, still born.
