Because he had no attachments
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing !
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
M'hogany
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Turn the barstool upside down.
TWEET!!!
A conundrum
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
At the Groomers!
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
To fit in the box.
They can't deal with attachments.
Because they have no attachments.
A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband
45 minutes.