Because it's a loaded question!
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French Fries
They were fried in ancient grease!
in grease
Bobbing for french fries.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They both die if you chop them
A cowch potato!
Ronald MacAardvark!
Because it was a(salt)ted.
they were cooked in Greece
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Ancient grease
Why* would you like fries with that
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because he had no attachments
He French-kissed a power outlet
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
She thought he was too controlling.