Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease