What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece