What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.