What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!