What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.