What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

What do the french call 4/20?

80

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.