What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.