What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

Amoxicillin