What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz