What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.