What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.