Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"