Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Because they're unfair.
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
It was a little daisy
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".