What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir