What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir