What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.