What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.