What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.