What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.