How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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