How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.