How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

People Jokes More People Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.