I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
You let it sink in.
He died in his teepee
I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Phantom panes.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Heavy!"
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Pretzalcoatl
Ho Gardens
About four beers
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Gilles de la gourmette
