Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him