Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.