Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him