Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.