Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
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When you're a billionaire.
When he's a billionaire.
You start as a billionaire
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
When you marry her as a billionaire.
It makes them feel popular.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
He had a bad heir day
I can't bereave it!
Cha Ching
Cha-Ching
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
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Once they're blown, they're useless.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
It'll dim sum
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
With a firm handshake.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
