Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.