Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Chinese Billionaire Jokes More Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.