How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind