How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".