How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven