Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Asian Man Jokes More Asian Man Jokes

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.