Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.