Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

What do you call a confused Asian?

Disoriental.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."