Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!