Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.